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“I know what you’re thinking, so don’t even say it. Buying that thing won’t make you happy, is what you’re thinking. Buying things never makes you happy, so why would you buy this thing? It won’t make you happy. But you haven’t seen this thing. It’s really cool. They just started making it and not many people have one yet. It does all sorts of stuff and can fit in my pocket, but it can also get bigger than that if I want it to. Plus it’s made by a company I trust to put out things that will make me happy.” — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy.
Half-Life (by Bao Office)
